Saturday 20 September 2014

Poor Sparrows Almanac

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can put off for three days.
There will be plenty of time to work when you’re dead.
Jesus quit his job.
The unexamined life is not worth examining.
Even God worked for only six days, then took a vacation.
Smart people save their pennies; fools give lavish banquets. But who has more friends?
If at first you don’t succeed, stop trying so hard.
No man is self-sufficient (though some women are).
Sisyphus was a highly productive worker.
We have free-range chickens, but where are the free-range people?
How sad that so many hammocks are empty!
What looks like inefficiency is often happiness.
The rich chuckle; the poor laugh.
The concept of “stress” has made the world more stressful.
Tap your potential — but tap it lightly!

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